Hipsters, for some reason, are constantly steryotyped with the entity of a triangle.
Now, if you are a fan of triangles and are reading this, don’t fear. You may love triangles without having to commit to the hipster lifestyle quite yet…but since you’ve already followed my blog, that might be a little too late.
What I’m asking is why are hipsters “in love” with triangles?
Yes, they are very geometrically balanced and bring to mind a sense of mystery and harmony simultaniously, but the meaning of the universe is not hidden inside a triangle.
No, the universe is much more complex than that.
And honestly, if you are searching for a geometric figure to fill your longing for meaning and a sense of purpose, I would suggest instead researching the tesseract.
This mind-boggling shape is to the cube as the cube is to the square, for my English of Mathmatically-advanced friends who understood that similie.
If you would like to delve even deeper to discover answers to your deepest philisophical questions, I would even go as far to suggest to you the tesseractic honeycomb.
But please, the abuse of the triangles must end.
For all our sakes.
Hipsteria 